JW Pet Company ActivAir Drunken Skeleton Aquarium Ornament

I could not disagree more with the other reviews. I am staring at this thing right now IN AWE. No arm movement? Puhhhh-lease. It is the perfect amount of arm movement for a skeleton drinking alcohol while supporting himself on a barrel. To be fair, I cannot confirm it's a male other than the testosterone-soaked derby he's sporting like a champ (bones look the same people!). Back to the arm movement. First, he's drunk. When you're hammered you tend to start to take a sip then kind of wobble a bit then put the bottle down and try not to puke. Am I right? OR maybe he starts to drink the drink then realizes he's a skeleton and has no upper or lower GI tract. But it's even more fun to picture him thinking, "HOLD MY HORSES! I can't digest alcohol, this will just run down my spinal column and drip on the floor. WHAT AM I THINKING?!? I shouldn't even raise this to my mouth."

No, there are no bubbles. Fair point.

As for tubing, I added some as a noose around his neck. You think a drunken skeleton is fun? Try a drunken SUICIDAL skeleton. It will blow your mind while upping your fish tank coolness quotient by about a billion. Ladies, I will show you this FOR FREE.

I did take away one star simply because I am saving a perfect score for drunken skeleton the sequel. Just thinking about it makes me want to tear off my skin and jump in a pool while choking down mass quantities of booze, yet still keeping my arm movements to a minimum. You listening Activair???

I was disappointed to find that this ornament was in fact boring. After finally burying the rather large clear plastic base under the gravel the only part to move in the whole thing was the bottle. That would go up, stay up and then eventually come down again. Not the most fun ever.

The skull or the other limbs could have been movable making the ornament much more fun.

overall; put an ice cube in your aquarium much more fun!

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No arm movement, no bubble maker machine, no tubing = 3 stars. Still, it fits perfectly with the theme in my tank.

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